10 legal jokes, puns, and more for International Joke Day

It’s no secret that the role of an attorney or paralegal can be stressful at times. Occasionally, it’s important to take a step back, breathe, and partake in activities that support one’s own health and wellness.

Today on International Joke Day, people from across the globe are doing exactly this. We thought we’d share a few we came across.

In today’s digital age, many legal jokes are found and shared across social media. Here are a few these rib-ticklers:

#1. Be classy with the emails

#2. Losing a case

A man sued an airline company after it mislaid his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. #amwriting #lawyerjokes #nearlyFriday #jokes

— Tony Batton (@thetonybatton)

#3. Where there’s a will…

“Where there is a will there is a lawsuit” — Addison Mizner #lawsuit #best #jokes

— Best Lawyer Jokes (@bestlawyersjoke)

#4. The right to remain silent

A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”

“You are the lawyer.” said the policeman.

“Exactly, so where’s my present?” replied the lawyer.

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes)

#5. Payrate breakdown

#6. This dog pleads the 5th when you command it to speak

by: Alexandru098

#7: Bickers & Bickers, Attorneys at Law

Sounds like the judge will be given an earful.

#8: Good vs great lawyer

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. #lawyerjokes

— Giss (@gisscontreras)

#9. A family lawyer riddle

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

#10: Things paralegals say?

It’s on the Reminder List I sent you Monday.

It’s on the Nag list I sent you Tuesday.

It’s on the PLEASE list I sent you Wednesday.

It’s on the URGENT list I sent you Thursday.

It’s on the THIS IS GOING TO BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE list I sent you Friday.

— The Paralegal Society

Your turn!

We hope your day got brighter. Have a stand-out (harmless) legal joke? Share it in the comments!